Ocean Artist Prints

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

'Another nice wave.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Rainbow violin surfers

The dream works when the team works!

'Say, this is interesting.'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Violinist on a surfboard

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Diver disguised as a fish

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

Marine painting in Malta (oils)

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

'Foreign exchange student.'

Fly fishing

"The crew is getting restless, captain."