Ocean Artisan Prints

'Another nice wave.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Rainbow violin surfers

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

Topiary Portraits

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Violinist on a surfboard

Annual sportknitting Derby

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Woman knitting the sea

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

'Disaster in the making...'

'His head teems with new ideas.'

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"It's incredible!""Then why do I feel like such a hack?"

Knitting an anchor

"You're hand-crafting cetaceans?" "It gives me a sense of porpoise"

Underwater Toothpick

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

'I had to break up with him. I couldn't stand the armpit noises.'

"Remember to floss after every surfer."