Oceanic Diy Enthusiast Prints

'Disaster in the making...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Cheapskate Cruises

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"