Oceanic Music Enthusiast Prints

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Cheapskate Cruises

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."