Ocean Audio Enthusiasts Prints

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."