Oceanic Oddity Enthusiast Prints

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Cheapskate Cruises

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."