Oceanic Oddity Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh. . . maybe radiation does affect sealife after all.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Segregated Beach

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Cheapskate Cruises

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'I hate evolution!'