Ocean Absurdity Enthusiast Gifts

Billy's fire extinguishers, shoes and hooks - going out of business sale.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Glance Exchange

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Valet park only"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Who's next?"

One way only.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"It's my helper trout!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Shark food pyramid.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"I like fountains very much!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'You need some stress.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Man guarding a written border.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Bad dog!"

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'