Ocean Absurdity Enthusiast Gifts

Billy's fire extinguishers, shoes and hooks - going out of business sale.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Bigfoot"

Glance Exchange

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Who's next?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Valet park only"

One way only.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Shark food pyramid.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

'You need some stress.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Man guarding a written border.

"Bad dog!"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"