Oceanic Irony Enthusiast Prints

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"What's that clicking sound?"

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

School Crossing

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"He uses a silencer."

Portuguese Mom of War

Warning - may contain nuts.

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

"We homeschool."

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Sardine funeral

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

Deep Sea Restaurant

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

Sworn Anenome

"I do okay."

Crab-ate!

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.