Oceanic Diy Enthusiast Mugs

'Disaster in the making...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Cheapskate Cruises

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'