Sea Dancer T-Shirts

Dancing in the sea

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Battery Lighthouse

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

The Stripper

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sidewalk Ballet

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

The Imperfect Storm

Freestyling.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Eel-mail

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'