Exotic Storyteller Gifts

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Well, that one got away."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The Stripper

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Siegfried and the dragon

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."