Exotic Storyteller Gifts

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Well, that one got away."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The Stripper

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Siegfried and the dragon

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'Tarzan'