Experiential Traveler Prints

Odd Spas

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

We learn by doing

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Alternative Airport

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."