Existential Traveler Pillows

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Needs to get a life"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Nihilistic customer service"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'