Perennial Tourist Gifts

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Niche Extracurriculars

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Celestial Navigation

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Scarecrow Directions

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'