Perpetual Tourist Gifts

Scarecrow Directions

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

US Airlines

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'