Perpetual Tourist Gifts

Scarecrow Directions

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Portalouvre

Touring Holidays - On the P***

US Airlines

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

Easter Island Rock Climber

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'