Sleepless Sleeper Gifts

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

This coffee can keep you up

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Your 2 am is here."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Counting Sheep

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Dogs running in their dreams

The Home Birth of Venus

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

'What time do we have to wake her up in the mornings?'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Man asleep on train

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'Well, that's it - you can wake up now, it's time for bed!'