Sleep Strategizer Mugs

Napquest

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Interpretive napping

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"See you in the morning."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"So, it's agreed then - we'll sleep on it and decide in the morning."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'I thought I'd be more tired this evening. I didn't fall asleep 'til 2:30 this afternoon!'

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

Suggestion box attached to headboard on bed