Olympic Snoozer Gifts

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Bed Seasons

Finger on the Z Key

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"You're closer. You get it."

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

"This is your wake-up cal.....Oh, sorry! Wrong room!"

"This is all very boring..."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Sleepy head.

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

I'd like to thank you all for coming. I'll be making a brief statement and then taking only a few questions. I'm sure you're all anxious to know why I've called you here today. Zzzz.