Olympic Snoozer T-Shirts

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Computing in the Cloud

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'Hmmm, come to think of it, you're right: Productivity is always low in Winter...'

"This is all very boring..."

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

"My dad falls asleep five minutes after he turns on the TV."

Sleepy head.

Asleep at the computer

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

"Who needs an alarm clock when it's daylight savings time."