Morning Sleepies Gifts

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Early Night Club

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'