Morning Sunshine Sleeper Gifts

'Some morning glory! She doesn't get up till noon!'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"He's never up before eleven."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Counting Booze bruises

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Sleeping in?"

"Good morning, world!"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"It's Monday."