Morning Sleepies Pillows

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Early Night Club

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

Cuba restarts the school year

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."