Morning Sleeper Pillows

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"He's never up before eleven."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Counting Booze bruises

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Sleeping in?"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"It's Monday."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.