Morning Snuggler Pillows

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

Back to work...

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Doughboy Dad

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Litterary Dogs.

Love Birds love snuggles

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

When is he coming home buddy?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs