Bedtime Snuggler Pillows

"I'm more of a cuddle-together-watching-Netflix-in-bed-bug."

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Doughboy Dad

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'I'll take him.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

Love Birds love snuggles

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

When is he coming home buddy?

"On your left."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Futons/Futoffs

Watching telly

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

Sun. Rain.

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"