Cozy Snugglers Pillows

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Doughboy Dad

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

I love thunderstorms!

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

Sleeping masks

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Scenes from a marriage

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Yeti/Not Yeti

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"