Cozy Cuddlers Pillows

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

Introducing the security bed

"Need hug."

Will purr for a Lap.

A midwife holding a baby

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

A Tit for Tat.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'I'll take him.'

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Newborn Chaos

"On your left."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Be a friend.

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Sitting Out the Lambada