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'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

Introducing the security bed

"Need hug."

Will purr for a Lap.

A midwife holding a baby

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Bed Seasons

A Tit for Tat.

'I'll take him.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Newborn Chaos

"On your left."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

A couple with a new baby

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Be a friend.