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'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

To do before Saturday...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Litterary Dogs.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Bad times to sneeze

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Pillows in love.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Is that you purring?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Lovers embrace

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Give us a minute, honey."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."