Snuggle Strategist Pillows

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Love Birds love snuggles

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Litterary Dogs.

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

Pillows in love.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Bad times to sneeze

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Give us a minute, honey."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I even love the way you snore!'