Snuggling Pillows

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Pillows in love.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

"George has a way with dogs."

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Yours is adjustable?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Gesundheit!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Is that you purring?"

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

Lovers embrace

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

Watching telly

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

Futons/Futoffs

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.