Snuggling Pillows

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Pillows in love.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

A woman's pillow doesn't want to cuddle.

"George has a way with dogs."

"Man it's freezing tonight - I can't feel my toes and my fingers are numb!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Gesundheit!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

'Good morning, breakfast.'

Dog in the Bed.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Man using light to shield his eyes.