Snuggle Buddy Pillows

"Why is it when the dog snores you think it's cute, but when I snore you elbow me in the ribs!"

'Telephone sex in New England'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Late night teddy reading

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Canine Companion

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Snooze buttons for cat owners

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I even love the way you snore!'

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.