Snuggle Buddy Mugs

"Why is it when the dog snores you think it's cute, but when I snore you elbow me in the ribs!"

'Telephone sex in New England'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Late night teddy reading

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Canine Companion

'She's just great with the children.'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Gesundheit!"

Pillows in love.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Give us a minute, honey."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Autumn Dog

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."