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'We offer three sizes of blankeys.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Feline Evolution.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Love Birds love snuggles

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Is that you purring?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Lovers embrace

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Futons/Futoffs

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

Watching telly

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.