Snuggle Specialist Mugs

'We offer three sizes of blankeys.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Give us a minute, honey."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

'I even love the way you snore!'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Dog in the Bed.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"