Snooze Strategist T-Shirts

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Bad times to sneeze

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Sorry...I overslept."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Realistic alarm clock.