Snooze Strategist T-Shirts

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Finger on the Z Key

Bad times to sneeze

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

Sleeping husband

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring