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"Zzz."

Can't sleep?

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'