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"Zzz."

They say second marriages are the triumph of hope over experience, but so is the snooze alarm!

Can't sleep?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"