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"It's a taser. It's for your snoring."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Zzzzzzzzz...

'You're snoring in cadence.'

I even love the way you snore...

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"Zzz."

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."