Snore-conquest Champion Pillows

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

I even love the way you snore...

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

"Zzz."

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Yeah, my daddy snores too, but what is worse is that our cave has an echo..."

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."