Noise Aversion Champion T-Shirts

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At the rock concert...

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

You are what you collect.

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"If you like beeping your horn, and want to be heard, then your search is over."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Noise pollution

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."