Nest Master T-Shirts

Face painting.

"River well stocked this year."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Catatonic

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Egg Buggy

'How long's he been out there?'

Missing you.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Untidy bedroom

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."