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Tuna Tennis

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"FISH ON"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'Internet' 'Internot'

Claviers

Pest control, with death.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Thanks TSA

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'