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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'There's nothing wrong with your set - network management has decided to dumb down everthing.'

Heavenly internet connection

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Networking

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

Computer monitor for a head.

Terry had a computer bug.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

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"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."