Net Master Gifts

Tuna Tennis

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"FISH ON"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Claviers

'Internet' 'Internot'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Thanks TSA

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

Heavenly internet connection

The shining light of open-source software.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'