Networking Master Gifts

Six Degrees of Separation Anxiety

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Go team!

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Networking

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Geek fairies

Terry had a computer bug.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Computer monitor for a head.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"