Networking Coach Gifts

Social Climbing.

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

Networking

Trade Show Sherpas

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

HUAWEI 5G

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"