Networking Champion Gifts

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"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Couples' therapy

Networking

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Teamwork

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

WHO checklist

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Primordial Schmooze

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."