Networking Champion T-Shirts

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Couples' therapy

Networking

Teamwork

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

WHO checklist

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Primordial Schmooze

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'