Web Master Gifts

"Someone out there loves me."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Quiz for dogs.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Smart Arse"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Funky Facts: USA.

Claviers

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'