Web Master Gifts

"Someone out there loves me."

'You're nice, but I'll need to run your proposal by my attorney, accountant, web master,job coach and HMO.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Quiz for dogs.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"There are exceptions. Sometimes it's possible to have buzz without any hype whatsoever."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Smart Arse"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Pest control, with death.

Funky Facts: USA.

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'